10 Pint Movies: THE DEAD UNDEAD (2010)

The Dead Undead (2010)

Plot: A group of youngsters are on a trip to the woods stopping to take a dip in the skankiest lake around and then heading of to a shit hole of a motel for some action.

Before the ladies can even get their tits out they are attacked by some zombie looking fucks who try to spoil the party. Just when they're thinking its all over an van appears full of gun toting commando looking dudes looking dudes looking dudes led by Jack (Luke Goss) turn up to save the errr night.

These are not your average redneck commandos though they are vampires on a "unholy" crusade to stop an outbrake of zombie vampires taking over the world. We see flashbacks of their past lives and how they were chosen to be vampires by the bloke from bros moments before their deaths.

Can they survive this out break and will they go on to take acting lessons.

Is it good: Er no, it is no way a good movie but it was entertaining it hits the so bad you can't believe it got made so it needs to be watched sort of thing. Some of the dialoge is atrocious but some funny shit does break through. Shooting defenseless gnomes was just cruel.

The opening tits, sorry scene looked promising

The film starts of well enough it just looks like a cabin in the woods type of zombie movie were some teens will get torn apart, great stuff. When the zombies turn up (pretty quickly) it was looking good even made me jump at one point. Then it feels like a dragged out syfy channel movie.
When somebody says.
"What the hell are they zombies" "ZVs zombie vampires" , "so they're psychotic vampires its impossible to kill" you know your fucked. Really they should have made it a comedy.
I like low budget movies and can tolerate a lot of bad acting so I sort of enjoyed the movie, even though I couldn't face giving it more than 4 probably deserves less just for the misleading cover (above) but I was drunk not drunk enough though a definite 10 pinte). I did enjoy it more than Die Hard 5.

Turdige: The movie has some of the most fuck awful acting Ive seen when Luke Goss appears like an oscar winner in the film compared to the rest you know its a turky fuck of a movie.

80s OldSkool mustachioed shootouts

The premise of infected vampires feels like another Luke Goss movie, however this is a universe away from Blade II.

Amazingy a Goss is better than this film but he deserves it for the shite music he produced that my sister made me endure all those years ago. The curse I put on him in the 80s means he will forever be a B grade Jason statham.

Overall: Not a total waste of 120 minutes but if you want to watch a great low budget Zombie/vampire movie watch the The Revenant instead.